Literally means “a beam of pepper with large biceps.” However, her mother was probably not thinking of this as she cuddled her precious bundle of joy. Now, Piper is busy living up to her spicy nomenclature. She enjoys office supplies, collects shiny metal objects, and occasionally knocks her bed off its cinderblocks in the middle of the night. She is a brilliant in every sense of the word. (Note: to all you literary plebeians out there, a brilliant is a special cut of diamond.)